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FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my ass of afterwards XD


BATHING YOUR CAT -


TAGS: i like garden hoses
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 1:55 am
Call me over-tired, call me what you will, but I was ROFLMFAO so hard by the 3rd paragraph, it took me almost a 1/2 hour to finish reading that whole thing. I LOVE it!!!
Pinakolata - December 11, 2011, 12:58 am
Taken verbatim from a very good youtube video from 2008.
Sean - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's hilarious.
forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
that's why i would prefer a dog
JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
Short version - 1. Fill tub. 2. Pick up cat by scruff of neck. 3. Dunk cat under water until he stops moving. 4. Remove cleaned cat with improved personality. 5. Bury cat in the backyard.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


ISN'T IT IRONIC.... -


TAGS: bodybuilder uterus look alike ironic
Rating: 4.57/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
I'm certqain this has something to do with Man's obsession with that part of the anatomy. Y'know-- 9 months getting out, then 80 years trying to get back in! Nice poster! 5 fallopian biceps!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 12:08 pm
Epic! 5L Steph!
Bull - April 20, 2011, 9:42 am
Ha!! 5L!!


YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"


TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
lol


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


YNGWIE MALMSTEEN - Trust me, he loves 'em.




FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


LOOK ALIKE TWINS -


TAGS: look alike twins
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Bandit5906 - February 14, 2012, 11:04 pm
I'm surprised you could not match Obama?
spanko1 - October 13, 2011, 11:41 am
John Kerry - Herman Munster is the perfect match! 5 elite L's
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 4:54 am
Van Halen/Crazy cat lady, best. 5L
randomosity - November 20, 2009, 1:47 am
i loved it you my kind sir get a 5
asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:55 pm
LOLZ- happy llama, pug man, cowardly lion, dr. phill, & bushy brows!
lulz - October 9, 2009, 11:13 am
at rofl'd at the goats face haha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
made me lol. especially Gary Busee and Wilford Brimly.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
Diabeetus Cat alone earns 5 lions; Falcor Spice merely confirms it!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
I can't beleive how much I laughed while looking at this, 5 lions isn't enougb
RandomApe - June 26, 2009, 1:48 am
What gives me the creeps is the absolute similarity between Posh Spice and Falcor
MakeItStop - June 19, 2009, 8:07 am
i shat bricks when i scrolled down and saw falcor. jeez after 20 yrs he still gives me the creeps
RON - April 12, 2009, 3:24 pm
Thank You Sir!
union - April 12, 2009, 3:21 pm
Great job. Keep them coming.
Wurth - April 7, 2009, 11:36 am
I love the statements you make with a few of the comparisons. Subtle, yet not.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 5, 2009, 11:25 am
Why cant all your posters be more like this? Less pseduo-patriotism and a little more lulz.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2009, 7:07 pm
thats a goat, not a llama
Sir - April 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
that's pretty cool... in a freaky kinda way
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
How embarrassing that must be for crazy cat lady!!!


one upmanship -


TAGS: bird shit like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm
LOL


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out shotgun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey shit my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...


TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!


KITTEN SAVER -


TAGS: kitten like blender funny
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

CloudchaserS - May 7, 2012, 9:54 am
I absolutely adore kittens and I still think this is amusing *tailwags*


FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sirkidd2003

Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. Butt I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll rape your ass.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues damn it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am
...and a double shot.


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A hot one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to assign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


GANG SIGNS -


TAGS: fat like p h phat
Rating: 3.95/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:13 pm
I don't see what itohhhMyGOD!!!
coldinjected - April 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Genious you sick, sick, person. 5l.
Darlin - April 16, 2011, 1:20 am
OMG!!!..........


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.


TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm
do they do these suits for men t55 ?


DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.


TAGS: darth vader likes parish priests
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oops. Sorry, I thought you were the Emperor.
Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Didn't quite think about that, oh well.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 11:35 pm

odd...i never would have thought of lord vader as a pedophile.


HE REMEMBERS -


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.68/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
outstanding!
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l


CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?




EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by gothicgalx

archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


JOHNSON & JOHNSON -


TAGS: ky jelly works well tastes like a tire
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:34 pm
it's the spooning that leads to the jam ;)
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:32 pm
That's too much for just a spoon..... I've heard.
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:40 pm
"Jamming" will come to have the same alternative meaning as "rock-and-roll"
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:01 pm
5 jam it home jellies


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS -




CRYING IN THE SHOWER -




SEAN -


TAGS: sean likes chicks
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?


STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now jackasses
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK -


TAGS: nothing like it
Rating: 4.37/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am
this guys getting his ass kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!


TIMMY IS SUSPECT NUMBER ONE -


TAGS: just like on tv humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 4:44 pm
Oh...
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 4:27 pm

So, here's Timmy on the right, and EMS/Fire/Police, obviously an underground rescue...
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 4:26 pm

Probably a zillion years before you were born there was a TV show called Lassie. Lassie saved everybody. The running joke off the show for an emergency was, "uh oh, looks like Timmy fell down the well. Run, get Lassie. To be continued...
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:11 pm
What am I looking at?
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:09 am
The cops are just there to direct traffic, chuckle, chuckle. (says the crippled up former Ambulance driver) This is LOL! Definite ^!!!!!


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm
Amen.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


30s Soup line -




IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE - Girls like confident guys If was a confident guy, girls would like me I can’t become a confident guy unless a girl likes me


TAGS: girls like me not confident
Rating: 4.67/5

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Derek - July 27, 2011, 11:48 pm
I haven't done a thing because I can't relax, and I can't relax 'cause I haven't done a thing.


SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"


TAGS: gary busey looks like a damn horse
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.


HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE -


TAGS: guns sho will likethis king
Rating: 4.87/5

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MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:36 pm
You aint killing no-one unless that gun is loaded
MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:33 pm
Ignoring Christie2069....i'll never 4get the face of my father or his last words, "WAIR! Don't son that gun is LOADED!!"
Chrysophase2003 - August 22, 2012, 12:52 am
Remembering the face of my father is WHY I want to kill with a gun.
Preacher Man - August 21, 2012, 1:12 pm
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.


GAMBLING` -


TAGS: women are like funny cards
Rating: 4.21/5

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7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:45 am
Clever shot...well,that's the classic concept,isn't it?
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:42 pm
I like it... so call me misogynist :))
rerun - July 11, 2011, 6:27 pm

so are the members here, I see no problem with that
the1stCOMMI3 - July 11, 2011, 12:39 pm
Everyone has their own opinion. Most people thought it was funny
DemonFeather - July 10, 2011, 9:35 pm
I really did not like this. It seemed really mysoginistic and sick and twisted.
Verdeckt - July 10, 2011, 4:57 am
5 Alibis


IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN -




LOVELY.... -




TSK TSK - who left that lamp on?


TAGS: looks like fun
Rating: 4.55/5

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TAMPONS - NEVER THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM -




CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
Cocktails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


IRONY -


TAGS: something i learned to like cubby
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:12 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 11:11 pm
Depending on my mood...LOL
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:58 pm
Hers or yours?


YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.


TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.


SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

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Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm
Cute one CBaked.


MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you


TAGS: just like in russia
Rating: 3.76/5

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colt45103 - November 25, 2009, 9:24 pm
In Soviet Russia the Waldos find you...
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:03 am
That's Gavin... he was a Waldo fan far before these idiots. They dress the part, but do they really ever try to blend into a crowd? Nobody ever finds Gavin when HE hides in plain sight. Still... it's disrespectful to point at him and say "There's baldo!"
MrRandom - September 30, 2009, 12:50 am
I've only seen this now but WTF is with the guy in the bottom right corner


BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.


TAGS: someone once asked me why i like porn so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/Hot_Maxim_Photos/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little photoshopping or with a microphone.


California Law -


TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming hot coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the Hot Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. Hot Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLASTdrop)Ls


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

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niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake it s like that wytch
Rating: 4.48/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:26 am
Yeah, until what your doing attracts the attention of everyone you work with, while they watch you surfing Motifake and then become registered members... Making Motifake the stuff needing done! True story


DOUBLE TAKE -


TAGS: i was like wtf
Rating: 4.36/5

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Peso - May 26, 2011, 9:07 am
Frankly, I'm a little more shook up by the size of the chompers on the other one. 5ls
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:58 pm
You got me CB. 5hairy shoulders!


VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day nothing says i love you like an oral hug
Rating: 4.33/5

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mapledoor - February 18, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fucking Chemistry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:49 am
This must be that nifty Human Element "Hu", that DOW keeps talking about.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:47 am
LOL!


SUCKERS -


TAGS: sept 28th i m sure the military has lots of beautiful women but i doubt they look like this in the field
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
JAPAN
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?


FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar


TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


MAORI PROVERB -




YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!


TAGS: this guy looks like he should have electricity shooting out of his fingertips
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
lol (too)
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:31 pm
lol


CORPSE DIEM -




DADDYS LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: pole dancing fail brutal thnx to tellitlikeitis
Rating: 4.68/5

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opiumstare - July 31, 2010, 3:05 pm
hehe....thats the direction i went in xxx
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 10:32 am
Brutal! 5L
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 10:56 pm
Nice one.
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
LOL!


THE LEGEND -




SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

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MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


JAKE'S WEDDING - best food ever at the reception


TAGS: nothing like fresh
Rating: 4.2/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:43 pm
Is That A Winchester ?
R.S.Jake - March 19, 2010, 3:00 pm
Well, you know, I'm just tired of putting up with her shit. :) (just kidding honey!)
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:53 pm
My god jake, thats your wife and you will trade that for whiskey? Man, gimme a minute im going to the store!


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


ANDY GIBB -


TAGS: love is like oxygen
Rating: 3.47/5

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EllieEllsworthy - January 12, 2011, 4:11 pm
reruns jealous because Barry's beard is better and longer than his!
5150monkeylove - January 12, 2011, 10:07 am
LOL... I caught the foot prior to others discovery
tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:52 am
Either someone corrected you on that comment ML, or you think quickly on your feet (or foot once it's in your mouth). LOL
5150monkeylove - January 12, 2011, 12:11 am
Attention is what I meant.
5150monkeylove - January 12, 2011, 12:09 am
You mean I am too late to give her some of the special stuff?
rerun - January 11, 2011, 9:23 pm

tune in 1-12-11 for the latest from Elle....
ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 7:32 pm
In your case Airman, she meant "creaky".
Airman - January 11, 2011, 7:24 pm
Creepy???????
AdmiralAckbar - January 11, 2011, 7:17 pm
Damn, I thought I did not have to give it up until I died.
Claire - January 11, 2011, 7:10 pm
No.
AdmiralAckbar - January 11, 2011, 6:57 pm
Do you still have a soul if you sold it?
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 6:54 pm
Airman... we'll notify them immediately... Nobody gets too much Andy no more...
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 6:54 pm
Claire's stock just went up! LOL!
Claire - January 11, 2011, 6:49 pm
Ellie, love. I'm the only teenager here. The rest are creepy old men. Also, it's gingers who don't have souls. Not teenagers.
Airman - January 11, 2011, 6:04 pm
that's amsome.. Andy's back. Better tell Barry and Maurice
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 5:14 pm
Andy Gibb?
crankyhead - January 11, 2011, 4:52 pm
nothing funnier than someone coming back to remind you that they're not coming back.
EllieEllsworthy - January 11, 2011, 4:42 pm
Potty mouth? wow! sorry for speaking the truth geez, I'm sure you say worse than that! I just love Andy's music that's all! I'm what is known as a fan. k! I expect you are all teenagers, figures!! teens have no soul!
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2011, 3:20 pm
Ellie with a potty mouth like that you should really clean it up with some buck shot
crankyhead - January 11, 2011, 2:30 pm
Ellie, pour yourself a scotch and chill out already. =)
EllieEllsworthy - January 11, 2011, 2:06 pm
NO, I won't be coming back, actually your site sucks, and you can ban me if it makes you feel big and tough! I said what I said because that's what people today are like, cold and uncaring. well have a nice time in Hell, Gaga lovers!
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:30 am
Seems like deja vu... Well back to the poster... 5 buck teeth for you Haarakkon. I thought it was groovy!
5150monkeylove - January 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
And up and down!
rerun - January 10, 2011, 7:58 pm

don't know.....she for some reason found this offensive....and perverted sex is what makes the world go round.
pointer - January 10, 2011, 7:58 pm
She's just "Jive Talking!" lol
crankyhead - January 10, 2011, 7:50 pm
Did she contrat a little "Night Fever" and is now having trouble "Staying Alive"?
rerun - January 10, 2011, 7:43 pm

I kinda doubt good old ellie will be a regular....just sayin'.
pointer - January 10, 2011, 7:37 pm
Welcome aboard Ellie!! lol
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:59 pm
God, I hope you're not planning on being a regular.
EllieEllsworthy - January 10, 2011, 4:13 pm
Just cuz you guys got a fixation with perverted sex!
EllieEllsworthy - January 10, 2011, 4:12 pm
Yeah funny....NOT what fucking morons you are. That guy was worth ten of you fakey assholes
Derek - November 6, 2009, 1:51 am
He was never a member of "Sweet"
Produceman117 - November 5, 2009, 11:25 pm
So true, so true...


SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She looks like a horse.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Rating: 3.43/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:13 pm
Hey! Don't insult the horse! I like horses.
Skeeter11766 - December 23, 2009, 12:35 am
You stole my idea!! 5L's


A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.


TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like pussy so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

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faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest fucked up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am
5/5 for the tags as well


HOBBIES -


TAGS: sean will like this one
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sean - August 8, 2011, 4:04 pm
Yes, yes indeed, Airman, but no mattter how fine the line, one might still pole vault over it while wearing a jet pack, and waterwings filled with helium. Pink waterwings, of course.
tia - August 7, 2011, 1:58 am
Several of the crime shows have used that line
jameswnash - October 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
Wasn't this used as a horror storyline? Guy likes dolls, kidnaps people and turns them into dolls ?
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
dear god, is that a dude?


CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




TRIBUTE TO NICK -


TAGS: i like weird cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 8:31 pm
My childhood...forever out of reach...
MakoShark - June 11, 2011, 9:01 pm
Its not Nickelodeon, but Phineas and Ferb ftw!
Cubbybear - October 6, 2010, 10:52 pm
The beauty of having a kid is you get to watch cartoons without guilt again
Claire - October 6, 2010, 10:48 pm
Ag: A sad day for all. Moo: Much younger. 3- maybe 8.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 10:16 pm
Since I stopped watching cartoons when they introduced Scrappy...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
i love it when you guys prove my points for me.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 10:06 pm
spongebobs good too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 10:05 pm
weren't you about 12 when that show was on?...also....you're a girl.
Claire - October 6, 2010, 10:03 pm
Ahem. Amsome*
Claire - October 6, 2010, 10:03 pm
Don't hate on "Ahh, Real Monsters!" That show was awesome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 9:52 pm
I bet you guys don't meet a lot of girls, Right?
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:49 pm
The three from "Ahh, Real Monsters" are Ickis (the red one) Oblina (the candy-cane) and Krumm (eyeball dude).
Bakstabr - October 5, 2010, 10:29 am
Lets see top to bottom. Invader Zim, Dag, Ren, Gir, crap cant remember Ahh real monster, Powdered toast man, Arnold, Heff, Spongebob, patrick, Ipkiss, Norbert, Rocko, lurch, Stimpy, spunky, Catdog. I love old nickelodeon shows.


FACEBOOK - Facebook is bad for 2 reasons 1.Your ex can see your every move 2.You can see your ex’s every move


TAGS: facebook like ex love fail
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:26 am
It's not called Stalkbook for nothing..


LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER - Yes Daddy got paid today... No, I can't take you to Cancun for icecream


TAGS: girls like stuff
Rating: 4.46/5

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Reality Lord - February 17, 2012, 7:11 pm

lolz


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


SPONTANEITY -


TAGS: special like a politifaker
Rating: 4.28/5

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R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 4:56 pm
I prefer Hunkydory thank you very much!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 4:53 pm
yep, you're special alright Jake. ;)
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
5Ls. Well done Sean.
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:23 pm
Five.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:21 pm
Love it Seanski, just plain flat out love it!!!
GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 9:40 pm
5 short buses
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 9:39 pm
Evil and hilarious. It's odd how often those two things go together. Like Hitler and the Chaplin mustache
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:36 pm
LMAO!


JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!


TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Safe?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Magnificent!


TIMMIES -




SCREW ALL OF YOU - Oh, I look like a game of Operation, huh? Well what kind of a retard names their child Cupid? And YOU'RE a dude but your name is Prancer, so guess what? Suck my balls. I'm out.


TAGS: reindeer assignment okay so i like to go down on her during her time of the month so what
Rating: 4.18/5

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erock - February 19, 2010, 2:38 pm
awesome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 9:08 am
That's just the booze talking. lol He's blitzin'! 5/5
spacedog - December 22, 2009, 9:06 am
LMAO! I think I would've remembered that scene from when I was a kid.


FRUITCAKE -




TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!




BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

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DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


Criticism -


TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


DESTINY -




OLD AGE -


TAGS: like that doctors appointment old
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:53 am
That's the 5hort and long of it.
rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:04 pm

Only worry about yesterday, that is the day the condom broke.
Airman - May 30, 2012, 10:42 am
there comes a time where you hesitate to buy green bananas
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, almost too good.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:03 am
THat's Just About It, Good One .


RALPH DIDN'T ANTICIPATE - that the Nguyen family down the street had a radio controlled SAM


TAGS: just like the old days
Rating: 4.45/5

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phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 4:06 am
onths later, and this one STILL TOTALLY cracks me up Airman. Amsome.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:36 pm
Beautiful.
TheGoat - February 4, 2010, 4:05 pm
I'm going to go to Hell for giving this one 5L but...
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:19 pm
Time to call in some Wild Weasels and bomb the Nguyens back into the hills! 5 Ack-Ack Lions!
Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
thanks guys.. that one was fun to make
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:59 pm
Nice work Airman, 5Ls.
Mr. Shiny - February 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Definitely an instant favorite. 5.
phydeaux - February 3, 2010, 11:34 am
Outstanding! 5L and added to my fav's!


LOVE -


TAGS: everyone looks alike inside hammy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:03 pm
Don't judge a book by it's huge ass knife :D
falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
a heart...and a huge knife.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:54 pm
Hammy is from the Middle East. There is no difference there.
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:01 pm
The difference is in what state you live in.
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 9:04 pm
there is a difference ?
Claire - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm
lol Pyramid Head doesn't love. He rapes.
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 2:08 pm
Unfortunately true. 5L
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:07 pm
yep :D
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 11:50 am
5 Lions btw.
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 11:50 am
True. Unfortunately, it's usually the heart of the mean ones that keep on beating for ever.


PEEP SHOW - Done Phydeaux's Way Eventually the police are involved and it gets ugly. OK...uglier.


TAGS: expose yourself to your friends they might like it you may meet a new friend named bubba
Rating: 4.4/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
yeah, I screwed that up...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
I know. I get it. I was just being stupid. You're thinking of "Goodbye Horses" though...
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 6:17 pm
wrong song repro man...think clerks 2...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:02 pm
...couldn't drag me away
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
wiiiiiiild hooooorses.....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Why is it tucked, phy? Why?


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